A Guy's Job
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destinstion,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?
The perfect moment:
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes,
Content, I cherish the sweet surprise.
Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache,
And no longer can I wait for you to take.
Laying back, I plead without words,
As if hidden lips could somehow be heard.
Raising hips high to greet your stare,
I speak to another part of you aware.
Beckoning please enter with no hesitation,
But you stand firm, no reservation,
Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face,
Admiring how you've put me in place.
Then suddenly, you grant relief,
Knowing now I must have peace.
Penetrating with your pride,
Charging, you thrust deep inside.
Planting feet upon your chest,
To brace us both, I do my best,
Not to scream loud like before,
When places reached cut to the core.
Wondering if you're hurting me,
You ease mo-men-tar-ily,
Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas,
Whimpering I'm at your mercy.
Back in our entrancing dance,
I catch your eyes stealing a glance,
At contorted expressions, my face in full view,
Proud every one is caused by you.
Then you say, "Oh Lady," gazing,
As in disbelief, you sigh, "amazing,"
Shaking your head, as deeper you dive,
Revealing my power to make you alive.
And I know you are close to leaving,
For that place I cannot follow, heavy breathing.
So I ease bidding "please don't leave me,"
Wanting to stay forever in ecstasy.
Pushing you back, I climb high,
Navigating, accepting time is nigh,
To the edge of heaven as you pursue,
Gauging perfect rhythm between us two.
Panting hard, with quivering shakes,
Not much more can either take,
As each resists the pulsing throbs,
Not wanting to be one who robs.
But there's no stopping from this flight,
Wildly heading for realms beyond night,
Each to our own promised lands we go,
Worlds imagined, the other never knows.
And upon return to this earthly place,
The visit lasting just seconds in space,
We find each other coming back to ground,
From a paradise we each together found!
roses are red, pickles are green
i love your legs and whats between
i like your style i like your class
but most of all i like your ass
Sucks to be you:
im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says i love you
you belive its true
9 months later,
he says "the hell with you"
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldn't have happened
if the rubber wouldn't have torn
Oh yeah you know it:
roses are red
violets are corney,
when i think of you
ohh baby i get horney,
if you kiss me
don't get me sassy,
use your tounge
and make it nasty!!!!
The real Humpty Dumpty:
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses
and all the kings men bent the bitch over
and fucked her again
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times you can make it rise
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch
You're so sexy, you drive me insane.
You fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, you ugly cunt!